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Old 14-Jul-2004, 05:57 AM
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Default Mastercard Wedding

You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper
and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
>everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was
his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each
manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F---you!".
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the

dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people

would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about
the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest

wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might
get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends......................................$32,0 00

Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.......................................... $3,000

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui.............................................. $8,500

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless!

There are some things money can't buy, for everything elsethere's MASTERCARD.

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Default Re: Mastercard Wedding

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Excellent. Very good!

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