[Sparklechick]

Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, but had been decidedly
overenthusiastic on the lemon drop shots.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee.
They were very near a graveyard and one
of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or
something.
One of them had nothing with which to wipe so she thought she'd take off
her panties, use them, then throw them away.
Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear and didn't
want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a
wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with
that.
They then made off for home.
The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said
"These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last
night without her panties"
"That's nothing" said the other.
"Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that
said 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you'."