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Rodster · #1 (**permalink**) **21-Apr-2005, 07:32 PM**

*When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
*Push the buttons & pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
*Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
*Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
*Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
*Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
*Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
*Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
*Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
*Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
*Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
*Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
*When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
*Swat at flies that don't exist.
*Tell people that you can see their aura.
*Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut
up, all of you, just shut up!"
*Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?"
*Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.
*Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
*Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
*Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
*Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on."
*Draw a little square on the floor with chalk & announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space"