[Penny]

>>A man went to a urologist and with a problem- he was unable to get an
>>erection. The doctor checked him out then told him the muscles around the
>>base
>>of his penis were damaged from a previous viral infection and that there
>>was
>>nothing she could do for him.
>>However, she knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he was
>>willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle
>>tissues
>>from an elephant's trunk into
>>his penis.
>>The man thought about it a while. The thought of going through life
>>without
>>ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with
>>the
>>assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided
>>to
>>go for it.
>>A few weeks after the operation he was given the green light to go and try
>>out
>>his renovated equipment. So he planned a romantic evening with his
>>girlfriend
>>and took her to one of the best restaurants in town.
>>In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that
>>continued
>>to the point of being extremely painful.
>>To release the pressure he unzipped his fly - and suddenly his
>>penis sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll
>>and
>>then returned to his trousers.
>>His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face
>>said, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?"
>>With tears in his eyes he replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure if
>>another
>>bread roll will fit up my arse!

[edshuck]

That is funny.