[Sparklechick]

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle.

CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.