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Don't do drugs...............














You can get the same effect just by standing up really, really fast.

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Old 19-May-2005, 07:41 PM in reply to ICE's post "Advice for today....."
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Or banging your head into a wall :w00t:
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Old 19-May-2005, 07:49 PM in reply to Diane's post starting "Or banging your head into a wall :w00t:"
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There is more pain involved then, and it might leave a scar......

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Old 19-May-2005, 07:57 PM in reply to ICE's post "Advice for today....."
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Default re: Advice for today.....

I get that too. Spend the whole morning sitting in one position, then I get up and make a snap decision that it would be a very good idea to be sitting back down againbefore gravity and lack of blood to the brain make the point moot.
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Old 19-May-2005, 07:58 PM in reply to ICE's post "Advice for today....."
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On the subject of drugs: if you ever have to scare your kids away from them, make them watch Requiem for a Dream. Might also scare them into hating the rest of humanity, but you might as well be firmly on one side of the fence and not the other.
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Is it a movie?

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Old 19-May-2005, 08:03 PM in reply to ICE's post "Advice for today....."
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Yeah. You know how horror movies sometimes follow you around for a week?

This isn't a horror movie, but you'll carry it to your grave. Better to watch it happen to actors on screen than stumble into it yourself.
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I'll make a plan to watch it!

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I know how messed up it is.
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On that subject,

How big a problem is drugs in New-Zealand?

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ICE, Probably the same as it is almost anywhere else unfortunately

Off topic.. is it true that there are no snakes in NZ???
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Off topic.. is it true that there are no snakes in NZ???
and poisonous spiders???

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Old 19-May-2005, 09:31 PM in reply to ICE's post "Advice for today....."
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Google has been around for years, and you still have to ask?

We do not have snakes. We do have poisonous spiders. But what you should REALLY be worried about are the dropkiwis.
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Old 19-May-2005, 09:36 PM in reply to ICE's post "Advice for today....."
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AHHHHH we have drop bears in AU

No snakes.. damn.. I love snakes
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I guess we can move this thread to the Lounge.

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Real moderation is not about bannings, thread removal or approving user requests. Real moderation is about the delicate roar of a single post that can curb a discussion or make it flower. True moderators walk the path of the mind, not the mouse.

Also, I'm making excuses for the fact that I can't do things outside of my own twisted forum 'o hate. This is probably wise.
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LOL
I don't think I've ever banned more than a handful of people in years.. it's better to listen to what they have to say.. and try and resolve things..
Some mods on some Forums these days, have the people skills of a Cenobite.
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.... approving user requests.

Also, I'm making excuses for the fact that I can't do things outside of my own twisted forum 'o hate. This is probably wise.

Ok, lol!

Then we just carry on in the jokes section, seeing that life is a joke anyway.....

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Very true ICE.. just look at Michael Jackson
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I don't want to..........

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