[Diane]

People have plastic surgery so they DON'T look like that

[ICE]

Planet of the Apes springs to mind.........

[Diane]

I won't be able to sleep tonight after seeing that.. I better watch Hellraiser or some splatter punk to get that image outta my head

[nih]

I'm gonna propose a theory here regarding MJ.

People with odd sexual or semi-sexual fantasies tend to want to be 'seen'. Larry Wachowski and his brother lead totally below the radar lives, yet Larry (who normally looks like Al Borland) turned up to the premiere of Revolutions in drag. Often people with deviant needs want to share it with the whole damn world. It's understandable, they want to be seen as who they really are.

Then you get the oddballs who get off on it. They like getting caught doing things, they like shocking people. I've heard that guyswho expose themselves can do it up to 70 times a week. That's like, all your holidays right there because you'd have to spend all damn day doing it to get that kind of statistic.

I think MJ easily had the money in the past to afford good plastic surgery. I think he looks like a horror freak because he loves it just the way it is. And I think he likes showing the world. I'd say his plastic surgeon is in fact very, very good. Over the years he's made people wonder and look in a way that they can't turn away. Forget that woman who ended up looking like a cat - MJ has done his work much more slowly, and each step was more subtle.

Look at that picture up there. He has tape on his nose. Are you telling me that he can't afford to do it right? Or even if he couldn't, that his fame wouldn't get him completely free treatment in the clinic in return for free advertising?

Let's take that one step further. That nose is indeed prosthetic. And I think that there's a reasonably normal nose under it. Forget the sexually deviant stuff - what if he's actually a normal looking guy who has slowly developed a completely wacky image in the public eye so that he can disappear when all is said and done?

He's wearing a wig.
His forehead is wrinkled, so his eyebrows are raised. $5 says there's more tape under his fringe holding that up.
He's wearing makeup. As a man who supposedly prides himself that his skin is suddenly caucasion, why would he wear makeup that bad? It's there to look bad, that's why.
Lip constructive surgery is extremely good now days, so those lines under his lips are bullshit too. There's something in his mouth.
It'd be hard work keeping a smile like that for an entire day, but botox is temporary and has the same effect. Alternately: more tape.
Finally, he's begun talking with a slight lisp in the last few years. Distorting your face temporarily will do that.
His voice is unnaturally high. Obviously deliberate, and instantly droppable.

Final theory: those are the hands of a white man. Born white. It's well documented that MJ has pretty thoroughly rejected the public eye except for the odd appearance. Maybe he kicked it all in years ago and did a pretend transition to what you see now, with the role being picked up by a double a decade or two ago. All guesses about his financial affairs tend to be based on what appears to be insane amount of avarice and wasted wealth. If that too was a cover, then he'd easily be wealthy enough to purchase whatever publicity he needed. Perhaps the destruction of the image of Michael Jackson is yet another way of screwing his Dad.

If you were a famous person wanting to fade from the public eye and live a normal life and had the choice of having plastic surgery to disguise yourself, or using trickery to make people forget what you look like, which would you choose?

Take all these ideas into account and then look at that picture and tell me that is the original Michael Jackson.

[Diane]

I know what you're saying.. but I think it was just a big f--- up.

Back in the Thriller days, he was looking good! he should have left it at that.. but he went further, trying to, perhaps, look like his sister LaToya.. now you can see his bone through his nose because it's been carved up so many times..

Then again.. take a look at some of his collectables.. --> Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen remains.. and a statue of the elephant man.. not to mention he lives in his own Peter Pan Matrix with a bunch of monkies.. ah well.. anything is better than people I guess....

Another thing.. he made a song "Doesn't matter if you're Black or White"

Alrighty then MJ.. why make yourself look as pale as a ghost, if you're not offended by your own color

I don't think he meant to look that way.. and I don't know why he can't get it fixed.. unless he's worried about what's left of his face, melting off once the sun hits it

Edit.. Later fella's, going to try and crash out.. IF I can get that image of MJ out of my head

Hugs to all.

[nih]

Those are all 'clues' for the easily led to deduce and believe what he's pretending to hide. Like I said, it's a slightly complicated and very obvious farce. If you really want people to believe a lie, pretend to try to hide it.

No matter how much you scar your face, it doesn't melt in the sun. The 'plastic' in plastic surger is a misnomer. It's all about controlled breaking, scarring and healing.

The biggest supposed operation he's had to date was actually his jawbone. I'd pick that point as the time they switched to the latest body double. At the other end of the scale, Bad was probably about when he had to start considering more detailed trickery beyond makeup, but the plan was definitely in motion at that stage. His skin was pretty light in that one, but that's still doable with makeup. Go see a movie called White Chicks some time.

Anyway, I'm far from the first person to say all this. The truth is that if it's not an event, a political story or a crime, everything in the news is complete PR. The true feat here is getting the media to all say the same thing - but how could they not, when he's providing them with such good (if obvious) material? They're saving the exposes until after he passes away in about 40 or 50 years.

[ICE]

Nih,

That is an xcellent opinion you have there. The more one think of it the more it sounds right!

[ICE]

Originally Posted by KatieL

Edit.. Later fella's, going to try and crash out..

Hugs to all.

Enjoy! Speak to you later!

Ditto to you too!

[Diane]

The melt in the sun comment was a joke

I do believe he is offended by his own color though..

Only in America.. can a poor black child grow up to be a rich white woman

[ICE]

Originally Posted by KatieL

Only in America.. can a poor black child grow up to be a rich white woman

Xcellent!!!

[Diane]

Have some points buddy!!

[ICE]

Thanx!!





IOU

[Diane]

Nah you don't buddy