[morrigan]

I appear to have a marmite jar stuck up my botty..

:P

[Sparklechick]

Well Ms Morrigan ... I suggest you put a couple of chinchillas up there.

They may not remove the marmite jar but at least you'll have something soft and furry there to take your mind off the rest of your problems.

Failing that ... a huge pair of forceps would do the trick.