[Penny]

How do I go about getting myself a live in slave?

Someone who can wake me up in the morning! I was 1 hour late for work yesterday.

Someone who can do my washing and cook me dinner, I am too tired and too lazy to do it myself at the moment. And I can see it all waiting there for me!

Oh and my car needs washing too!

Heeeeeeellllllllllllppppppppp

[Sparklechick]

Dear Miss Penny

You need to set a trap, I suggest using beer.

Invite your guy over (try not to use a guy that's quite strong or he could offer too much resistance) ... fill him full of beer.

Tie him up and put him on a chain run (similar to that of a dog in the back yard). This chain run should run between the kitchen, lounge, laundry and bedroom.

You may need to take your car to a carwash as if you let your man out of the house he might run away.

[Penny]

Thanks Aunty Sparkley Gal,

Just one question, how do I go about picking the guy to invite over to be lured by the beer? How do I knowif they will be good slave material?

[Sparklechick]

Practice makes perfect.

Go to some cat shows or similar events ... chess competitions ... you know things like that ... you're bound to find someone who's a bit on the wimpy side that you will find easy to manipulate. Just beware that you don't pick a homosexual ... even though they are an extremely clean bunch, a flowery housekeeper is probably not what you're looking for.

[Penny]

Cat Shows or Chess competitions? You reckon theres going to be a hetreosexual at any of those events?

[Sparklechick]

Stranger things have happened.

Mole-rats for instance.

[Penny]

ewwww Mole rats... thanks for bringing that back up I had forgotten, just so long as you don't decide that that should be my live in slave!