[trogg]

What should I do when someone I assume is a really good friend cooks up a dinner to die for and then doesn't invite their friends over?

Should I cook up something equally as yummy and then "forget" to invite them over as payback?

[Sparklechick]

Dear Dodgy old uncle Trogg

I think you should give them a lovely gift ... perhaps leather handcuffs or the like.

They sound like they are very good friends and would have invited you over had they not wanted to shag during dinner.

You shouldn't take things so personally ...

[trogg]

That takes "playing with your food" to a new level.

*makes a note not to visit when they are preparing a salad with a telegraph cucumber*

[Sparklechick]

:arsespank:

mmmm cucumber

[trogg]

perhaps leather handcuffs or the like.

There are some "interesting" people out there :roll:

[Sparklechick]

Oh no ... I've been trogged!