[Penny]

An Australian, a Kiwi and a South African were travelling to work on a
London Underground train. After a while the conversation turned to sex, the
men began discussing their home lives and recent 'conquests'.

"Last night I shagged my girlfriend four times," the Ozzie
bragged,"and this morning she made me a delicious breakfast, and she told me
how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Kiwi
responded,"and this morning she made me a huge fry-up and told me she could
never love another man."

When the South African remained silent, the Ozzie smugly asked "And
how many times did you do 'it' last night?"

"Once," he replied.

"Only once?" the Kiwi arrogantly snorted.

"And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."