[Sparklechick]

On a lawnmower - a big label which read:
"WARNING WHEN MOTOR IS RUNNING- THE BLADE IS TURNING!"

Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice…

Seen on the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle: "Do not open here."

On a bottle of bathtub cleaner: For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.

On a container of lighter fluid: WARNING: Contents flammable!

On a box of household nails: CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!

On a Band-Aid box: "For serious injuries, seek medical attention."

This stupid label was found on a can of Woolite carpet cleaner: "Safe for carpets, too!"

On the back of the Pilots seat on NATO AWAC Aircraft (E-3A), is a sign that states: "Seat must be facing forward for take off and landing."

Seen on a container of salt:
Warning: High in sodium


On a hose nozzle there was a warning that said: "Do not spray into electrical outlet."

There is also a stroller on the market with the warning, "Remove child before folding."