re: Cat or Gremlin? This is what his owner had to say about why he was so mean:
Roland is for the most part nice. Except when the world doesn't revolve around him in which case he turns into a little bastid. Examples of evilness:
1. He hides when I'm walking down the hallway and at the last second attacks my legs, biting and scratching me.
2. He jumps on the table and attacks my fork when I have food on it.
3. He knocks over the garbage can when there is something good and drags everything around the house.
4. He sweats brown gunk all over my bed (yes, sweats because he has no fur).
5. He loves French Fries and will do anything, and I mean anything, to get his teeth on them.
Ewwwwwww ... Number 4 is gross .... no fur so it sweats ... yuk, green stuff ... YUK! Why would you want a cat that sweats green stuff? |