[Penny]

SEVEN DWARFS

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and because they
are "the seven dwarfs," they get ushered into see the Pope.

Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope,
"what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency but are there
any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks
for a moment and answers, "No Dopey, there are no
dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background, a few of the dwarfs begin giggling.
Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing
them. Dopey turns back to face the Pope. "Your Worship,
are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then
answers,
"No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."

This time, all the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them
all with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are
there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?"


The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf
nuns anywhere in the world." The other dwarfs collapse
into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding on the
floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin
chanting:

"Dopey screwed a penguin!"
"Dopey screwed a penguin!"