*talks to herself*
Hello penny Long time no see - whats been a happening in your life??
Well I have had two kids... yes thats two!
OMG really what ever possessed you to do that??
Well you know these things happen and your life changes completley
Well congratualtions and what are you up to now??
Well i am working 3 days a week for a comms company - contracting loads of $$ not much work and its easy as stuff.... and then I am 4 days a week Mum. Today is one of my Mum days and I am about to kill my 2 yr old
Well good for you, don't kill him though you'll end up in jail then you will be no good to anyone!
I'll remember that
Done anything else exciting recently
Not really - I must go and sort the boy out - maybe I will catch you later!
Yes well considering you are talking to yourself maybe you should!
