[kall]

A long, long time ago,
I can still remember how the boards used to
make me smile.
And I knew if I had the wit
I could post threads that were ‘the shit’.
And maybe go hot once in a while…

*trippy music begins…*

Do you read the threads of love
And do you have faith that Kall’s above?
Cos he removes bad threads they say…
Now do you post in the Welcome Board?
Cos I see those threads they know the score..
And can you tell me how to post, real well……

Well I know that boarding is a sin
But I…can’t help stick my 5 cents in
Some people have no clue…
Always begging for a screw…

I was a standard member, most newbies are
Then became a Golden member, didn’t get a star
But I may as well say au revoir
The day….the Arcade died.
I started singing…

Bye bye, mr Arcade Score guy..
Lost my trophies, lost my buddies, now I think I will cry.
On the messageboards I made my whine..
Saying ‘That’ll be the day that I die’
Take my trophies, just come and try..

I met a guy who knew the score
The database was a dirty whore
He just smiled and walked away
I went down to the Chit Chat board
Where I heard the gossip days before
But the threads there simply didn’t say..

Well now in the threads the postings raged
The people lol’ed and the wit was gauged
No sooner had I spoken
A hammer fell, it’s broken!

And the posters I admire most
Got hammered cos of their riposte..
The author’s there, making a boast..
He doesn’t know he….is lame.

They started singing….

I started singing…

Bye bye, mr Arcade Score guy..
Lost my all board, lost my buddies, now I think I will cry.
And the Goldie boys were posting about my big whine..
Saying ‘That’ll be the day that I die’
Take my trophy, just come and try..