 re: Jokes please
There was this old woodcutter that did not get to town often. One day he shows up at the hardware store with a couple of saws to get them sharpened and the teeth set.
He had known the owner for years. So the owner shows him a new chain saw. "Now this little beauty will triple your productivity. Try it for a week."
So a week later the woodcutter returns with the saw and explains that the damn thing is killing him. Productivity is way down.
"Come in the back and lets see what the problem is."
The merchant starts the saw and the woodcutter exclaims,"whats that noise". |