 re: Jokes please
>>GONE FISHING
>>
>>Every Saturday morning he goes fishing. He gets up early and eager,
>>makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes...all day long. Well,
>>one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch
>>made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to
>>hookup his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes.
>>
>>Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential
>>downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing
>>50 mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage.
>>
>>He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He
>>finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat
>>back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he
>>cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
>>whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
>>
>>To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out
>>fishing in that shit?" |