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Old 22-Jun-2004, 10:38 AM
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Default re: Jokes please

>>Subject: mice and men...
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>>In the bar
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>>A guy meets Danielle in a bar and asks, "May I buy you a drink?"
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>>"Okay, but it won't do you any good."
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>>A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"
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>>"Okay, but it won't do you any good."
>>He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but it won't do
>>you any good."
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>>They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I
>>have ever seen. I want you for my wife."
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>>Danielle says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."

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