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Feat of strength
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could
outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of Morris, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, Morris had enough.

"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "It's a bet! Let's see what you got."

Morris reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then,
nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."

A MASTER CELLS MAN
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

- "Hello?"
- "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
- "Ummm, yes."
- "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are & I just saw this beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it, please?"
- "What's the price?"
- "Only $15,000.00."
- "Well, OK, go ahead & get it, if you like it that much..."
- "Ahhh..... & I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership & saw the brand new 2001 models. I saw one I really liked & spoke with the salesman & he gave me a really good price......& since we really need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year........."
- "What price did he quote you?"
- "Only $60,000..."
- "Well, OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
- "Great! But before we hang up, just one more thing......"
- "What's that ?"
- "Now this might look like a little bit much, but I was reconciling your bank account & ...... ummm...... well, I stopped by the real estate agent this morning & saw that house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."
- "So, how much are they asking?"
- "Only $850,000 - a magnificent price.....& I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
- "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $820,000. OK?"
- "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
- "Bye...I do too..."

The man hangs up while slowly shaking his head & closes the phone's flap. Then he holds the phone up & asks to all those present: "Hey, does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"