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Old 02-May-2007, 05:03 PM in reply to Lina's post "Re: Osama's Letter to Bush"
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Well, it seems Bin Ladin, Bush and Blair are up before God and God asks, "What do you want in this world?" Blair puts his hand up and says, "I want world peace, no killing, no stealing, no greed of any kind". God waves his hand and says,"It is done". Next Bin laden requests "I want a wall around Iraq so high nothing can get over it, not even an airplane, so deep nothing can get under it, not even a mole." God, again waves his hand and says "It is done." Finally Bush asks "You have a wall around Iraq, so high nothing can get over it, not even an airplane, right? And the wall is so deep nothing can get under it, not even a mole, right?" God says "That is right." So, Bush thinks for a minute then says "Fill it with water."
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