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Originally Posted by Sparklechick Spiders very quickly expire from life if ever around me.
I almost gave myself a black eye killing a spider that had crawled onto my face one day. No calmly brushing spider off for me, NO, I decided to pulverise it with my fist - problem was it was sitting on my eyebrow.
I *did* get it though  |
That's nothing.
One day, whilst giving my earhole a quick clean with a cotton bud, a fly buzzed into the side of my face and I jerked out of the way, impaling the cotton bud into my eardrum.
*shudders*
Actually, that could explain why it filled up with water when I was landscaping that day and decided to have a swim to cool off...