There was this one time at band camp ...
*giggles*
I remember absolutely busting to go the toilet, running home from work, raced in the door, down the hallway into the bathroom. Then this almighty racket could be heard - yup it was the burglar alarm (I had forgotten to turn it off in my mad dash for the loo). Well I couldn't stop the trickle so had to wait until I'd finished before I could switch the alarm off. The alarm people rang to ask what had happened and I had to tell them that I was on the loo!
