[Sparklechick]

1. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

2. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

3. You sleep with your eyes open.

4. You watch videos in fast-forward.

5. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

6. You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.

7. You can jump-start your car without cables.

8. You don't sweat, you percolate.

9. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

10. Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house.

11. You're so wired you pick up FM radio.

12. Instant coffee takes too long.

13. You name your cats Cream and Sugar.

14. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.

15. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.