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Hi there, I'm Absolut and I'm an alcoholic ... could someone please come and give me more alcohol. I'm not willing to pay anything, I just want someone to bring lots of Absolut to my house, drop it off, and then leave me to drink it on my own.
If interested please phone me on 0800 463 7865 (0800 IMD RUNK)
