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Originally Posted by Bluey and Aquila Time went slow, but finally it was my turn. I cruised on in on my newly aquired scooter, there was Simon, Paula and that fat fella ( can never remember his name ) when the silly scooter scab came in screaming. |
With a quick bitch-slapping of my hand she was disposed of.
The judges exploded with applause and I was through to the next round.
I didn't even have to sing "She Bangs" (my prepared song for the audition).