Re: Sparklechick's Horoscope Readings Virgo
A big spider will be waiting for you in the dark, chuckling its evil spider chuckle, and rubbing it's hairy legs together in a chitinously evil way. Fortunately for you, someone else will come by before you, and will squish it without a second thought.
Aquarius
If you've been wanting to become a religious leader, today is the day to get cracking on it. Otherwise, probably an uneventful day.
Sagittarius
It will turn out that all of your life up until now was just a peculiar dream, and that you are actually still only 2 years old. You will find this vaguely irritating |