Ladies night at the pub illegal in New Jersey Well, they finally did it.
Some stupid sot has gone and destroyed the happy hunting ground for the socially inept males of New Jersey.
Mr. David R Gillespie, a frequenter of the a bar called the Coastline nightclub, complained that discount drinks for the distaff part of the speceies homo sapien is discrimatory and the civil rights commission agrees.
I belive the nightclub was doing this to entice more males to the club. There is a tendancy in some communities for males to seek out females. We even have that in San Francisco, although, our reputation does not always support that assumption. Since Rose and I have been married for 40 years, I depend on rumor for input of such vital stats.
I also belive it is time to assign more clerical work to the civil rights commission. Obviously, they have far too much spare time.
It is also time for Mr. Gillespie to join AA and learn the fine art of practicing the 13th step on the females in that organization. Might be a lot safer. Alternatively, Mr. Gillespie should learn to Run Like A raging mob from hell wer after him, for they may well be. |