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Originally Posted by Sparklechick Whilst in the air, I changed my trajectory slightly so I could land in Las Vegas (the next venue for the American Idol auditions).
I took the clown shoes off, slipped on my gaudy printed shirt and some funny teeth and prepared myself for Simon Scowell |
I landed safely on the top of the building, absailed down the side, and waited in line with all the other auditionees. Suddenly I saw this girl, she was singing some kind of scooter song,(kinda like smelly cat, only scooter like) AND she had a scooter, I couldn't help myself, I saw her as direct competition. I took her down, punched her a couple of times, and took her scooter, and waited paitiently in line as if nothing had happened.