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Old 02-Jun-2004, 02:49 PM
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Default Re: Things that disturb me

OK

Drunk woman and a drunk man get in an argument about who can pee the furtherest.

They stagger out back of this bar and the woman pulls up her skirt, drops her drawers, leans back and lets fly.

Maybe 12 to 18 inches.

Guy pulls it out and aims.

Woman screams "foul".

Guy asks, "What? Whats wrong"

Woman says, "No hands"
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