 Funny
I probably shouldn't have started looking for that telecom charges thing, cos all I found were more jokes, haha, oh well this one is funny:
>A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE!:
>
>The World Health Organisation today issued a new warning against
>non-essential travel to the entire Western hemisphere following renewed
>concerns about the spread of Severe Loss of Perspective Syndrome
>(SLOPS). Officials are warning travellers not to visit the UK, the US,
>
>almost all of Western Europe, and Canada, following further outbreaks of
>the disease, which has led to mass panic among the media, thousands of
>ecstatic children being kept out of school by their credulous and
>moronic parents, and increased profits for DIY stores as the idiot
>public rush to bulk-buy face masks and boiler suits.
>
>A WHO spokesman said, "You'd be much better off going to somewhere like
>Thailand or China, because all you've got to worry about there is SARS,
>and let's face it, you're about as likely to die from that as you are to
>get kicked to death by a gang of zombie nuns."
>
>The SARS virus has now claimed a staggering 500 lives in only six
>months, which makes it considerably more deadly than, say, malaria,
>which only kills around 3000 people every single day. Malaria, however,
>mainly effects only darkies what speak foreign, whereas SARS has made at
>least one English speaking person feel a bit iffy for a couple of days,
>and is therefore considered much more serious.
>
>The spread of SLOPS has now reached pandemic proportions, with many
>high-level politicians seemingly affected by the disease. The rapid
>spread of SLOPS has been linked to the end of the war in Iraq and the
>need for Western leaders to give the public something to worry about.
>
>Otherwise, they might start asking uncomfortable questions about
>domestic issues, and that simply would not do.
>
>Anyone who appears to be exhibiting symptoms of SLOPS should be dragged
>into the street by their genitals and shot. |