[Sparklechick]

So ... the other night the cat decides to use the bath as a toilet (number twos as well) *sigh*.

This was at about 10.30pm. I put on the rubber gloves and start to clean up the mess. Look for the Spray & Wipe ... hmmm, not under the kitchen sink, not in the bathroom cupboard.

Asks "Kall, do you know where the Spray & Wipe is?"

He replies "It's in one of the cupboards either in the bathroom or the kitchen"

SO, I do another extensive search of the place (rather loudly - banging cupboards, cursing etc etc) and find nothing so end up using dishwashing liquid and hot water to clean the bath.

NEXT, I go into the spare bedroom (where Kall is .... on the PC) and WHAT HO ... is that what I think it is ... yep, I'm pretty sure that the bottle sitting right next to Kall is, yes, definitely the buggery Spray & Wipe bottle!

*glares at Kall*

It's lucky he's so cute or some sort of punishment would have been put into effect.

So, for all you guys out there, next time your better half is looking for something and asks if you know where it is, at least take a glance around the room before saying you don't know.