Jumper leads
A bra and a pair of Jumper leads walk into a bar. They each order their favourite drinks, the bra's being Malibu and Pineapple, and the Jumper leads' being a Headless Mexican.
The Barman refuses to serve both of them.
They both loudly demand why the hell won't he give them their beverages, the barman replies:
(pointing at the bra) "Because you're off your tits, and" (pointing at the Jumper Leads) "you look like you're gonna start something!"
I found it funny.
