[Sparklechick]

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

Bath THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of close encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.