[kall]

Kayaking?

*shudders and begins to curl into ball*

Last time I went kayaking, it was through the mangroves up at Taipa.

I had fallen out a few times and had gotten rather annoyed with the whole thing, so I tipped myself out, asked some others to tow my kayak back, and swam across the lagoon-thing to the grassy hill up to the road.

...the grassy hil up to the road with the electric fence at the top.

Having hair full of salt water coming into contact with the bottom wire of an electric fence equals electric shock to the brain and unconsciousness.

*completes curling into ball*