LOL They'd end up arresting me
I have these really horrible neighbours.. who are always calling the cops on me.. for bogus things.. like one time, they came around saying there was a complaint, about my DUCKS making too much noise.. I was like.. wtf??? I HAVE NO DUCKS.. they asked "Are you sure?" .. I said "I think I'd know if I had ducks"..
Anyway, this stuff happens all the time