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Old 15-Apr-2005, 06:58 PM
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Default There were 3 men-----------------

An Englishman, An Irishman and a Maori, they were walking down a road and discovered a lantern the Englishman said: why dont we rub it? so the irishman and Maori agreed, out popped a genie. The genie granted them one wish each, he also said: think really hard about your wish and what you wish for........
The Englishman said, i wish that everything i touch turns to gold, so the genie granted his wish, everything the Englishmn touched turned to gold, even his food so he starved to death.
The Irishman said i wish i had a mansion on a hill filled with precious jewels, so the genie granted his wish and the Irishman died without food.
The Maori, after after thinking so hard he asked the geneie for a house full of marajuana, so the genie granted his wish, the maori man was happy until he realised he didnt ask for a lighter!?!?!!?!
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