[kall]

I was almost going to put this in Jokes and Jocularity but...it's true.

A chinese man, newely arrived in the U.S, went with his 2 suitcases to the Whitehouse and asked to see the President.

When he didn't lie down when asked, several swat agents distracted him from the front while 3 or 4 more tackled him from behind.

The suitcases were x-rayed then blown up with explosive devices.

The contents: Some clothes, shoes, a cd player and other very innocent things.

Moral of the story: Don't be different in the states.