I frequent a few forums on the web...this is probably obvious. In doing so, I am exposed to many people's opinions and ideas and other bits of information from them.
Some people posess the ability to post messages that are thought-provoking and insightful. These messages are a joy to read, because the majority of them are spelt correctly and follow basic english grammar rules.
Unfortunately, there is the other side of Forum usage, something I like to call 'Wading thru the syphiltic discharge of the retards'.
These people will post nothing of any actual sense, and will punctuate every second line (if not every single one) with something like "lol", or "lol lol" or "lmao".
- Firstly, laughing at your own jokes is considered the behaviour of a tosser in real life. It is no different on the internet.
- Secondly, the number of things that actually make a person laugh out loud are not quite that frequent...unless you are some kind of giggling idiot.
- Thirdly, to type it twice just makes you look like a complete fuckwit. "laugh out loud laugh out loud"? What?
- Fourthly, if the amount of times someone laugh my ass off was actually accurate, there would be a hell of a lot more proctologists in the world.
Next week we will harass people who post in ALL CAPS and if we have time, The Strange People Who Have To Capitalise Every Word They Write.