 re: Dentist
I hate dentists. I hate them even more than I hate the homeless. Whilst the homeless merely inflict their presence on me, dentists try to shove a great deal of sharp, pointy presences in my mouth. It's not that I don't like pain - far from it. It's just MY pain I don't like; I'm the kind of guy who wants to do the shoving. I'm not a sub, that's all I'm sayin'.
Regardless, every dog has his day and this particular day is going to belong to a dentist down on the waterfront on Tuesday. Why is this lucky medical professional being placed on such a high peak? He uses lasers. That's right, goddamn lasers. If anyone is going to be putting shit in my mouth that I could use to kill pretty much anything that bleeds, I want it to feature the latest technology in munitions. |