 Definitions
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle.
CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. |