[kall]

Okay, now I know this idea has been tabled before, and rejected every time, but you may be more open to it now.

All we need is a large rubber band, 2 heavy things to anchor it to, a roll of newspaper and a lighter.

Here's the idea: We take the aforementioneds, along with the tree, up to the top of your building.

I will construct a crude slingshot, Junkyard Challenge-style, set fire to the tree, and fire it towards the Dominion Road onramp.

Pros: Huge flaming xmas tree arcing across the sky into traffic.

Cons: Huge....flaming xmas tree arcing across the sky...into traffic.

Well?