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Originally Posted by kall Apparently Resident Evil was actually an interactive history lesson from 40 years into the future, somehow sent back to our time.  |
Figures.
Would you rather be a zombie or one of the living?
Benefits of being a zombie
Finally you're part of the 'in' crowd
Lots of food around, if you like the taste of zombie. Other zombies don't mind!
That awesome blank-eyed stare
Benefits of staying human
You can run a whole lot faster
There's lots of interactive zombie entertainment
The entertainment comes to you
If you get sick of being human you can become a zombie pretty easily