Hey, America! Stop f***ing with the towel-heads and go sort out a real global threat.
Let's face it: every decent man, woman and child under the sun has their Arabic analogue. Although when I say analogue, I mean a dirtier, unbathed analogue awash with the also grimy sin of being foreign.
Ok, so perhaps America is doing some good over there, kicking some grimy foreign ass. But far from being a rant about lesser, not-quite-as-clean-as-us nations this is an impassioned plea to avert a real disaster.
Say like how the Ukraine is being overrun by the undead.
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