By far the best way is to go out there and get yourself a real woman, nih.
I have an Idea for an experiment you could try.
- Go out in the sun and burn your back.
- Whip out the duct tape and plump up your man boobs.
- Put on that bra you have hidden under the bed and try doing a day's work with what I could only imagine feels like a cheese grater on your back.
- Come back here and tell us all how it went.