 re: Who got some sun in the weekend?
Speaking of backs Penny, have you ever used duct-tape to turn back fat into a second pair of boobs? It's freakin hilarious - back cleavage is comedy gold.
I've also decided that the drag queen that lives upstairs uses an aggressive amount of duct-tape to get her boobies to look like boobies since she can also look like a perfectly normal man when she chooses. This took a long time with lots of clandestine surveillance to figure out though. Were they falsies? Overnight implants? Lifts? At the end of the day though, science was the winner and nightmarish visions of oversized suction pumps being used to horrific effectiveness have been banished from my mind forever (probably straight into yours. Heh heh.)
What do you think Darkling? Is duct tape the best way to promote a facade of jiggling womanliness? |