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A New Zealand man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in an Auckland cafe when an Aussie tourist, chewing gum, sat next to him.

The New Zealander politely ignored the Australian, who, never the less
started up a conversation.

The Australian snapped his gum and said, "You Kiwi folk eat the whole bread?" The Kiwi frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course."

The Australian blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In Australia, we only eat what's inside. Then we collect the crusts, recycle them, and transform them into croissants and sell them to New Zealand."

The Aussie had a smirk on his face. The Kiwi listened in silence.

The Aussie persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?" Sighing, the Kiwi replied, "Of course."

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Aussie said, "We don't. In Aussie, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell them to New Zealand."

The Kiwi then asked, "Do you have sex in Australia?"

The Australian smiled and said, "Why of course we do."

The New Zealander leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

"We throw them away, of course." says the Aussie.

"We don't, says the Kiwi. "In New Zealand, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Australia.

Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?"