Right so.
We wanted to use our voucher for a free meal that we got when they fucked us around some time ago.
Me: Excellent! Lets dial the 0800 number!
Sparkle: What is it?
Me: Umm...I think its 83 83 83.
Sparkle: No, that's Pizza Hut.
Me: No, I think it's KFC as well..hang on, I will check their website. Nope, not there. I'll try whitepages.co.
nz....nope, not there either....how about google? Surely google can find it. Nope. Bugger it, try the 83 83 83.
Sparkle: No, the message just says Pizza Hut. No mention of KFC at all.
Me: Stay with it, and ask for KFC.
Sparkle: Okay....Oh hi, no..I was after KFC. Oh, it will be an hour and 15 minutes?
Me: Fuck that.