[Ironic]

This is how it should be done:

Battle Log

Turn 1: ewok Attacked Moo and Missed.
Turn 1: Moo Attacked ewok and Missed.

Turn 2: ewok Did Not Move.
Turn 2: Moo Attacked ewok and Missed.

Turn 3: ewok Attacked Moo and Missed.
Turn 3: Moo Attacked ewok and Missed.

Turn 4: ewok Attacked Moo and Missed.
Turn 4: Moo Attacked ewok and Missed.

Turn 5: ewok Attacked Moo and did 20 damage.
Turn 5: Moo Attacked ewok and did 16 damage.

Turn 6: ewok Attacked Moo and Missed.
Turn 6: Moo Attacked ewok and did 37 damage.

Turn 7: ewok Attacked Moo and did 69 damage.
Turn 7: Moo Attacked ewok and did 32 damage.

Turn 8: ewok Did Not Move.
Turn 8: Moo Attacked ewok and Missed.
Counter Attack: ewok Attacked Moo and did 3.5 damage.

Turn 9: ewok Attacked Moo and did 23 damage.
Turn 9: Moo Attacked ewok and Missed.

Turn 10: ewok Attacked Moo and Missed.
Turn 10: Moo Did Not Move.

Turn 11: ewok Attacked Moo and Missed.
Counter Attack: Moo Attacked ewok and did 7 damage.
Turn 11: Moo Attacked ewok and Missed.

Turn 12: ewok Did Not Move.
Turn 12: Moo Did Not Move.

Turn 13: ewok Did Not Move.
Turn 13: Moo Attacked ewok and Missed.
Counter Attack: ewok Attacked Moo and did 3 damage.

Turn 14: ewok Attacked Moo and Missed.
Turn 14: Moo Attacked ewok and Missed.

Turn 15: ewok Attacked Moo and Missed.
Turn 15: Moo Did Not Move.

Turn 16: ewok Did Not Move.
Turn 16: Moo Attacked ewok and Missed.

Turn 17: ewok Attacked Moo and Missed.
Turn 17: Moo Attacked ewok and did 36 damage

Moo Wins

Bow before us!