We had an interesting (repeat) episode of the Simpsons tonight.
The sub plot was Homer and the kids finding an empty dish detergent box with the Mr Sparkle character on it who looked a lot like Homer.
Sparklechick... does Mr Sparkle look like that ?
According to his box, Mr. Sparkle is a "magnet for foodstuffs", and he banishes dirt to the land of wind and ghosts. *stands up wind*
www.geocities.com/chuckhoyt/mrsparkle.html